I'm sorry Louis keeps having the creepiest lines but ever since someone on tumblr called Teddy's dad "Dr.DILF" on some old picture, I knew it needed to be in the comic... and who else but Louis could say it...!?
In the first panel is Dr.Bijapur MD, Dr.Bijapur PhD, and Dr & Mrs John Kingsley Jr. (teen John is John Kingsley III)
Teddy's mom and John's dad are both surgeons at some fancy hospital, so these families sometimes hang out and whatever. (Sucks for Teddy!)
I hope you're happy, Abby